Fact #12 - Answer

What a fantastic job title! It sounds like, the next time you go to the dining hall at school, you’ll be ushered onto a reclining sofa and asked 20 questions about your eating habits so that your Education Centre Nourishment Consultant can recommend the perfect lunch.

And if you thought that was good, I’ve found more:

Media Distribution Officer – new name for the Paper Boy

Retail Jedi – a silly name for a Shopping Assistant

Customer Service Sensei – seems to replace Call Centre Representatives

Space Travel Agent – this does now exist thanks to the space tourism business

Genius – what the Service Technicians are called in Apple stores

Wizard of Light Bulb Moments – what some new-age businesses call their Marketing Directors

Chief Coffee Orderer – a mean job title for a Receptionist

The King of Sneakers – what the CEO of a trainer company is called

Baby Wrangler / Child Development Associate / Tiny Human Entertainer / Snack Dispenser / Tantrum Negotiator / The Master Fort Builder – all fantastic job titles for a Stay-At-Home Parent!

The best jobs in the world:

National Geographic Traveler – these people go on holiday to the coolest places on the planet, write about it, then get paid up to £40,000 a year.
Video Game Tester – oh yes, this is an actual job. And it earns an average of around £17,000 a year. Not a bad starting salary for playing video games all day long!
Professional Netflix Watcher – again, this is an actual job, too. The streaming company pays a select group of employs to watch lots of TV for around £15,000 a year.