“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of places if only one remembers to smoke 6 cigars and drink 2 bottles of champagne a day.” – Albus Churchill (or Winston Dumbledore, I can’t remember)
My name is Mr Diego Tushman . . . you bullied my pupil . . . prepare to be expelled.
Other names Luke Skywalker now uses for lightsabers: Pokey Stick Hand Slicer of Doom Rancor Toothpick I don’t care, I drink green milk now
New body scanners have been introduced after man shaves his moustache.
You change the lightbulb . . . no YOU change the lightbulb . . . no you do it . . . no you . . . you! . . . you!!
POOPER SCOOPER!?! Still want to be Bell when yuo grow up?
Mexico Border: Oy, China. Can we join the wall club?
Oy, Simba. You’re not in this film.