The Grotty Spoon: the Most Disgusting Restaurant in the World

The Grotty Spoon is not what you’d call a ‘normal’ restaurant.

The food is revolting, the service is slow, the chairs are uncomfortable, the toilets are infested, the dishwasher is a Yak called Fee Fee and every night something goes disastrously wrong in the kitchen… oh, and it’s also a holiday hotspot for jet-setting bacteria.

Mr Sprout, the cruel owner and talentless Head Chef, is as cold hearted as a dead lizard. He’ll do anything to win a Golden Placemat Award. So when Mr Sprout goes looking for a Yumma Yum Bird, the Trainee Chef attempts to make a deadly curry, and Pierre the waiter is left to entertain the Awards Inspector, a recipe for disaster begins to bubble that will undoubtedly end with a gloriously gross BANG!!! (But on the bright side the E-coli Family will have a delightful holiday).

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If you enjoyed Roald Dahl’s ‘The Twits’ or David Walliams’ ‘Mr Stink’ you’ll love the ‘The Grotty Spoon’.


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