The 49 Series: Books 9 – 12

Looking for some help in the battle against the teachers, parents and people who should give you more candy? ***Over 195 helpful excuses and illustrations inside!***

Enjoy this hilarious cartoon book BOX SET for kids, teens, students, hungry people, and ALL children everywhere (and curious grown-ups who maybe want to prepare themselves for parenthood).

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BOOK 9: 49 EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING YOUR CHORES

Does doing your weekly chores make your stomach churn and your nostils burn? . . . Are your parents constantly chewing your ear off to vacuum the spare room? . . . Is your playstation going to play itself? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your chores!

Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to not cut the grass, walk the dog or do the washing up. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

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BOOK 10: 49 EXCUSES FOR GETTING THE MOST OUT OF CHRISTMAS

Have you always wanted to have chocolate for breakfast on Christmas Day morning? . . . Are your parents in the nasty habit of enforcing the ‘no presents before am’ rule? . . . Struggling to find inventive ways to hide the brussels sprouts? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for getting the most out of Christmas!

Join the comical adventure of these festive kids who will try absolutely anything to open their presents earlier, eat their body weight in chocolate and get out of the dreaded Christmas Day walk. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

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BOOK 11: 49 EXCUSES FOR EXTENDING YOUR SUMMER HOLIDAY

Who doesn’t enjoys having six weeks off school? . . . Do you have some extremely important unfinished business to attend to before school begins again for another mind-numbing year? . . . Put your hand up if you do not want the summer holidays to end? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for extending the summer holiday!

Join the comical adventure of these mischevious kids who will try absolutely anything to wriggle out of their itchy uniform, postpone packing their rucksack and attempt to look as green as broccoli soup to get one more week off school. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

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BOOK 12: 49 EXCUSES FOR BAGGING MORE CANDY AT HALLOWEEN

Was your candy bag only half full on Halloween last year? . . . Does your sweet vampire tooth come out on a full moon? . . . Need some inspiration for a spooky costume that’ll put a smile on everyone’s face (and your belly too)? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for bagging more candy at Halloween!

Join the comical adventure of these mischevious kids who will try absolutely anything to trick their neighbours into more treats, dress up in the most devious and devilish costumes, and swag the most candy humanly possible on 31st October. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn’t hear them from me. Do we have a deal?)