[Excuse for not sweeping the kitchen floor]
[Excuse for not eating your green, and eating chocolate cake instead]
[Excuse for being very very very late]
[Excuse for staying up past your bedtime]
[Excuse for getting what you want at Halloween]
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[Excuse for being late to school . . . for a whole year]
[Excuse for not doing ANY of your chores]
[Excuse for getting out of P.E. by simply lift up your arm]
[Excuse for getting out of P.E. forever]
[Annoying question for any adult you can find]