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The Yumma Yum Bird

Yumma Yum Bird Endangered Species Cartoon Excuse

These birds are cheeky. For example, many people don’t realise they exist and yet this bird is the tastiest thing to eat on God’s green earth. They are also far more intelligent than humans and are now thriving across the entire globe (which explains why nobody’s heard of them or we’d all be eating Roast Yumma Yum Bird for every Sunday lunch).

For more information on the Yumma Yum Bird, see my first children’s middle grade fiction book The Grotty Spoon.

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New Yoga Position

Yoga Position Lazy Slob Cartoon Excuse

A wonderful excuse which can be used for many occasions, such as: tidying your bedroom, doing your homework, or even picking up all your Lego before Sunday dinner including the ones under the sofa.

. . . and for those who don’t know, ‘Yoga’ is something adults do to get some peace and quiet from annoying children (much like ‘Sleeping In’ is something children do to get some peace and quiet from annoying adults).