[Excuse for for staying up late and also getting a hot chocolate at the same time]

[Excuse for for staying up late and also getting a hot chocolate at the same time]
[Annoying question to ask any adult who also owns a smartphone]
[Excuse for not doing your homework]
[Way to get a cookie . . . as long as you have good negotiation skills]
[Excuse for not eating your veggies, which could backfire, but would be hilarious none-the-less]
[Way to make anything in your life better in every way]
[Excuse for getting more Christmas presents]
[Excuse to get time off school for Christmas Shopping]
[Excuse for not tidying your bedroom for xx weeks]