[Excuse for making your Summer Holiday last longer]
Galactic Apprenticeship Course
Author: James Warwood
New Supplier Teacher
[Excuse for getting a brand new non-human teacher]
Library Card
[Excuse for making your Summer Holiday last longer]
Toothbrush Accident
[Excuse for being really, really late]
Healthy Bin Campaign
[Excuse for not eating your vegetables]
Chore-of-Nature
[Excuse for not tidying your bedroom]
Pillow of Doom
[Excuse for staying up past your bedtime]
Screw Loose
[Excuse for ‘Sleeping’ in Next to a Large Screen TV]
Online Chores
[Excuse for Not Doing Your Chores]
Veg Bearer
[Excuse for Not Eating Your Vegetables]
