The 49 Series: Books 5 – 8

Looking for some help in the battle against the teachers, parents and people who think you should eat vegetables? ***Over 195 helpful excuses and illustrations inside!***

Enjoy this hilarious cartoon book BOX SET for kids, teens, students, hungry people, and ALL children everywhere (and curious grown-ups who maybe want to prepare themselves for parenthood).

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BOOK 5: 49 EXCUSES FOR SKIPPING GYM CLASS

Is Gym Class on the timetable this week?… Tired of all the mindless exercise?… Don’t like wearing those shorts?… Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for skipping gym class.

Join the hilarious adventure of these mischievous kids who will say absolutely anything to escape the horrors of Gym Class. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your Gym Teacher asks where you heard these excuses you didn’t hear them for me).

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BOOK 6: 49 EXCUSES FOR STAYING UP PAST YOUR BEDTIME

Can you hear footsteps getting closer and closer to your bedroom door? . . . Does the clock say one minute to bedtime? . . . Are you definitely NOT tired yet? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for staying up past your bedtime!

Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away with staying up past their bedtime. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into all kinds of trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn’t hear them from me).

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BOOK 7: 49 EXCUSES FOR BEING REALLY LATE

Overslept?… Is your alarm clock bleeping at you disapprovingly?… Can’t think of anything to say when asked the question ‘why are you late’?… Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for being really late!

Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away with being late to class. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

Disclaimer: reading this eBook will probably make you giggle, but won’t help you get away with being late to school.

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BOOK 8: 49 EXCUSES FOR NOT EATING YOUR VEGETABLES

Do you HATE eating your vegetables? . . . Are your parents constantly hiding yucky green stuff in your dinner? . . . Have your taste buds threatened to go on strike? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not eating your veggies!

Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to avoid eating all kinds of icky vegetables. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn’t hear them from me).