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James Warwood

James Warwood

Hi . . . I write childrens stories and draw cartoons

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    • The Village Creatures: a tale about tales
    • The Grotty Spoon: the Most Disgusting Restaurant in the World
    • The Boy Who Stole One Million Socks
    • The 49… Series
      • The Excuse Encyclopedia: Books 1 – 12
      • The 49 Series: Books 1 – 4
      • The 49 Series: Books 5 – 8
      • The 49 Series: Books 9 – 12
      • 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom
      • 49 Ways to Steal the Cookie Jar
      • 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework
      • 49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents
      • 49 Excuses for Skipping Gym Class
      • 49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime
      • 49 Excuses for Being Really Late
      • 49 Excuses for Not Eating Your Vegetables
      • 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores
      • 49 Excuses for Getting the Most Out of Christmas
      • 49 Excuses for Extending Your Summer Holiday
      • 49 Excuses for Bagging More Candy at Halloween
    • Truth or Poop: True or False Quiz Book
      • Truth or Poop? Book 1: Amazing Animal Facts
      • Truth or Poop? Book 2: Spectacular Space Facts
      • Truth or Poop? Book 3: Gruesomely Gross Facts
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  • I Will if You Will
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  • Too Cold
  • Calculator / Smartphone
  • Guest for Dinner

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James’ Favourite Books

James's Favourite Books

The Colour of Magic
it was amazing
The Colour of Magic
by Terry Pratchett
Treasure Island
it was amazing
Treasure Island
by Robert Louis Stevenson
A Christmas Carol
it was amazing
A Christmas Carol
by Charles Dickens
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
it was amazing
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
by J.K. Rowling
Fight Club
it was amazing
Fight Club
by Chuck Palahniuk

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James Warwood.

FeaturedFormat ImagePosted on April 7, 2019July 4, 2020Categories ReadingTags FREE, grown ups, parents, Starter LibraryLeave a comment on

I Will if You Will

[Excuse for not eating vegetables, which could backfire . . . very badly]

Format ImagePosted on March 12, 2021February 11, 2021Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags brussel sprout, cheeky kid, flies, smelly, vegetables, weekly excuse2 Comments on I Will if You Will

Wrong Address

[Excuse for being late, but requires swimming gear!]

Format ImagePosted on March 5, 2021February 11, 2021Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags being late, flippers, pool, ring, snorkel, weekly excuseLeave a comment on Wrong Address

Too Cold

[Excuse for for staying up late and also getting a hot chocolate at the same time]

Format ImagePosted on February 26, 2021February 8, 2021Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags bedtime, hat, hot chocolate, scarf, shiver, weekly excuseLeave a comment on Too Cold

Calculator / Smartphone

[Annoying question to ask any adult who also owns a smartphone]

Format ImagePosted on February 19, 2021February 8, 2021Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags annoying question, app, maths, smart phone, weekly excuseLeave a comment on Calculator / Smartphone

Guest for Dinner

[Excuse for not doing your homework]

Format ImagePosted on February 12, 2021February 3, 2021Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags dinner, homework, paper, tiger, weekly excuseLeave a comment on Guest for Dinner

Peace and Quiet

[Way to get a cookie . . . as long as you have good negotiation skills]

Format ImagePosted on February 5, 2021February 4, 2021Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags cookie jar, finger, negotiation, paper, pen, weekly excuseLeave a comment on Peace and Quiet

Raw Veg

[Excuse for not eating your veggies, which could backfire, but would be hilarious none-the-less]

Format ImagePosted on January 7, 2021December 3, 2020Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags brussel sprout, flies, nose, smelly, vegetables, weekly excuseLeave a comment on Raw Veg

It’s All HIS Fault

Format ImagePosted on December 25, 2020December 19, 2020Categories Christmas ExcusesTags christmas excuse, glasses, laugh, moustache, turkeyLeave a comment on It’s All HIS Fault

The Wonders of Tinsel

[Way to make anything in your life better in every way]

Format ImagePosted on December 18, 2020October 29, 2020Categories Christmas ExcusesTags bald dad, Big Hair, christmas excuse, computer, mirror, tinselLeave a comment on The Wonders of Tinsel

Hanukkah

[Excuse for getting more Christmas presents]

Format ImagePosted on December 11, 2020October 29, 2020Categories Christmas ExcusesTags candle, christmas excuse, Christmas Present, hanukkah, weekly excuseLeave a comment on Hanukkah

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