James Warwood - Hi . . . I write childrens stories and draw cartoons

Raw Veg

[Excuse for not eating your veggies, which could backfire, but would be hilarious none-the-less]

[Way to make anything in your life better in every way]

[Excuse for getting more Christmas presents]

[Excuse to get time off school for Christmas Shopping]

[Excuse for not tidying your bedroom for xx weeks]

[Excuse for not sweeping the kitchen floor]

[Excuse for not eating your green, and eating chocolate cake instead]

[Excuse for being very very very late]

[Excuse for staying up past your bedtime]