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James Warwood

Hi . . . I write childrens stories and draw cartoons

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  • Toothbrush Accident
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James’ Favourite Books

James's Favourite Books

The Colour of Magic
it was amazing
The Colour of Magic
by Terry Pratchett
Treasure Island
it was amazing
Treasure Island
by Robert Louis Stevenson
A Christmas Carol
it was amazing
A Christmas Carol
by Charles Dickens
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
it was amazing
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
by J.K. Rowling
Fight Club
it was amazing
Fight Club
by Chuck Palahniuk

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FeaturedFormat ImagePosted on April 7, 2019April 22, 2019Categories ReadingTags FREE, grown ups, parents, Starter LibraryLeave a comment on

Toothbrush Accident

[Excuse for being really, really late]

Format ImagePosted on June 21, 2019June 20, 2019Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags being late, ear, minty fresh, plaque, tired, toothbrush, weekly excuseLeave a comment on Toothbrush Accident

Healthy Bin Campaign

[Excuse for not eating your vegetables]

Format ImagePosted on June 14, 2019June 20, 2019Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags belly, bin, sit ups, vegetables, weekly excuseLeave a comment on Healthy Bin Campaign

Chore-of-Nature

[Excuse for not tidying your bedroom]

Format ImagePosted on June 7, 2019June 20, 2019Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags bedroom, cheeky kid, circle of life, destroyer of peace, weekly excuseLeave a comment on Chore-of-Nature

Pillow of Doom

[Excuse for staying up past your bedtime]

Format ImagePosted on May 31, 2019June 20, 2019Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags bedtime, cage, pillow, weekly excuse, world destructionLeave a comment on Pillow of Doom

Screw Loose

[Excuse for ‘Sleeping’ in Next to a Large Screen TV]

Format ImagePosted on May 24, 2019April 29, 2019Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags bedtime, question marks, screw, watching TV, Weekly CartoonLeave a comment on Screw Loose

Online Chores

[Excuse for Not Doing Your Chores]

Format ImagePosted on May 17, 2019April 29, 2019Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags bathroom, dinner, lawn, sim city, tablet, Weekly CartoonLeave a comment on Online Chores

Veg Bearer

[Excuse for Not Eating Your Vegetables]

Format ImagePosted on May 10, 2019April 29, 2019Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags dog bowl, good boy, pet dog, vegetables, Weekly CartoonLeave a comment on Veg Bearer

Seat Warmer

[Excuse for Not Doing Your Chores]

Format ImagePosted on May 3, 2019April 28, 2019Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags chair, chores, mum, seat, Weekly CartoonLeave a comment on Seat Warmer

Slug Fitness Regime

[Excuse for Skipping Those Nasty Press-ups]

Format ImagePosted on April 26, 2019April 28, 2019Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags gym class, laying down, lazy, lettuce, weekly excuseLeave a comment on Slug Fitness Regime

Easter Bunny Interviews – Giant

Format ImagePosted on April 19, 2019April 7, 2019Categories Excuse EncyclopediaTags bare foot, big toe, Easter Bunny, giant, hairy legsLeave a comment on Easter Bunny Interviews – Giant

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