
Raw Veg
[Excuse for not eating your veggies, which could backfire, but would be hilarious none-the-less]

It’s All HIS Fault

The Wonders of Tinsel
[Way to make anything in your life better in every way]

Hanukkah
[Excuse for getting more Christmas presents]

Christmas Stress
[Excuse to get time off school for Christmas Shopping]

Online Course
[Excuse for not tidying your bedroom for xx weeks]

Army of Ants
[Excuse for not sweeping the kitchen floor]

Fussy Parasite
[Excuse for not eating your green, and eating chocolate cake instead]

Imaginary Nose
[Excuse for being very very very late]

Too Hot
[Excuse for staying up past your bedtime]
