Author Appearance: Storyhouse, Chester
Happy November,
I hope you’re all having a better month than I am.
A couple of months ago I pinged over an email to the organisers of the Chester Literature Festival. I’m a local lad and, oh my days, the library in Chester is sensational! I’m also a small time middle grade author who has NEVER stood in front of people with one of my books in my hand. I much prefer sitting behind a laptop with a glass of whiskey.
A couple of weeks ago I got an email from the organisers of the Chester Literature Festival. And now, as a result of that lovely email, I no longer have any clean underwear. So, if you’re in the area please come along and bring a spare pile of boxers for me.
Event Details
Date: 20th Nov 2021
Time: 11:00 – 11:30
Location: Storyhouse, Chester
Description: Can you sort the fact from the fiction? Join Chester-based author James Warwood as he hosts an interactive quiz based on his new true or false non-fiction series called Truth or Poop. Is the closest living relative to a T-Rex a chicken? Does the moon smell like gunpowder? Can a cockroach survive without its head? Come along to find out if it’s truth or poop. Recommended for ages 7-11.
I Will if You Will
[Excuse for not eating vegetables, which could backfire . . . very badly]
Wrong Address
[Excuse for being late, but requires swimming gear!]
Too Cold
[Excuse for for staying up late and also getting a hot chocolate at the same time]
Calculator / Smartphone
[Annoying question to ask any adult who also owns a smartphone]
Guest for Dinner
[Excuse for not doing your homework]
Peace and Quiet
[Way to get a cookie . . . as long as you have good negotiation skills]
Raw Veg
[Excuse for not eating your veggies, which could backfire, but would be hilarious none-the-less]
It’s All HIS Fault
The Wonders of Tinsel
[Way to make anything in your life better in every way]
